Caravan:Golf Girl

“Golf Girl”
Artist:	Caravan
Albums:	In the Land of Grey and Pink (1971)

Standing on a golf course
Dressed in P.V.C.
I chanced upon a golf girl
Selling cups of tea
She asked me did I want one
Asked me with a grin
For threepence you can buy one
Full right to the brim

So of course I had to have one
In fact I ordered three
So I could watch the golf girl
Could see she fancied me
And later on the golf course
After drinking tea
It started raining golf balls
She protected me

Her name was Pat
And we sat
Under a tree
She kissed me
We go for walks
In fine weather
All together
On the golf course
We talk in morse

Standing on a golf course
Dressed in P.V.C.
I chanced upon a golf girl
Selling cups of tea
She asked me did I want one
Asked me with a grin
For threepence you can buy one
Full right to the brim

So of course I had to have one
In fact I ordered three
So I could watch the golf girl
Could see she fancied me
And later on the golf course
After drinking tea
It started raining golf balls
She protected me

Her name was Pat
And we sat
Under a tree
She kissed me