Reel Big Fish:S.R. (Live)

“S.R. (Live)”
Artist:	Reel Big Fish
Albums:	Our Live Album Is Better Than Your Live Album (2006)
Composers:	Reel Big Fish
Lyricists:	Reel Big Fish

Anyway, this is a good song to jump to, so if you feel like jumpin', and even if you don't, just to make me feel good, you can jump. Please. Please jump. It would make me feel so good.
You can do it!
Braah, stick 'em
Ha ha ha, stick 'em!
Braah, stick 'em
Ha ha ha, stick 'em!
Say, whatever happened to Suburban Rhythm?
Why did Ed and Scott quit?
(What's up with the boots on your feet?)
Please don't go Suburban Rhythm,
All the other bands are just shit!
Well, the Reel Big Fish
Said that they got it made
Because they signed a record company
They gon' get paid
Say they mess up all their lyrics
And they got no style
Say they're gonna get it right
But it might take a while
So what?
Don't touch that dial!
(Don't you touch it, that motherfuckin' dial!)
Well, I've never seen the Knuckle Brothers uncut
I say, never never playin' with the Scholars again
Because I... Never showed up
So whatever happened to Suburban Rhythm?
Why did Ed and Scott quickety quickety quickety quickety quickety quickety quit?
Please don't go Suburban Rhythm, yeah,
All the other bands are just
Aww, shit!
Oh shit!
You know, something has always bugged me about that song. I think it's the fact that that is a terrible song. It might be that it's, it's really stupid. The words are stupid. We should play a version that kicks more asses. We should totally play a version that kicks more ass. What if it was like punk rock? What if it was punk rock? That would totally kick more ass. And maybe make it a better song. For everyone. It's possible.
1, 2, 3, 4!
1, 2, 3, 4!
Whatever happened to Suburban Rhythm?
Why did Ed and Scott quit?
1, 2, 3, 4!
Please don't go Suburban Rhythm
All the other bands are just shit!
Well the Reel Big Fish said that they got it made
Because they signed a record company
They gon' get paid
Say they mess up all their lyrics and they got no style
Say they gonna get it right but it might take a while
So what?
Don't touch that dial!
Well, I've never seen the Knuckle Brothers uncut
I say, never never playin' with the Scholars again
I guess I... Never showed up
1, 2, 3, 4!
Whatever happened to Suburban Rhythm?
Why did Ed and Scott quit?
1, 2, 3, 4!
Please don't go Suburban Rhythm
All the other bands are just shi-ii-it!
No way! No way! Shit gets too rowdy!
Punk rock, no way!
That makes it worse.
You think that makes it worse?
It makes it so predictable.
I don't, I don't like it.
What if it was more bluesy?
Let's, let's bluesify it.
Bluesify it?
By like twenty percent.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
I said, whatever happened to Suboi-oiban Rhythm?
Why did Ed and Scott quit?
Oh, please don't go, Suburban Rhythm
All the other bands are ju-ust shi-i-i-i-i-i-it
Eh...
No, not really...
Not really feeling it.
Not feeling the blues.
What if it was like a disco song?
Maybe it might be more danceable.
Ooh-ah! Ooh-ah!
Ooh-ah! Ooh-ah!
Say, whatever happened to Suburban Rhythm?
Why did Ed and Scott quit?
Take it, Scotty!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
I told you to take it!
What?
I said fuckin' take it!
When did you say that?
Ooh-ah! Ooh-ah!
I said take it!
When?
It looks like:
Whatever happened to Suburban Rhythm?
Why did Ed and Scott quit?
TAKE. IT. SCOTTY.
Oh. I sang over that part.
God damn it!
Disco's just not gonna work.
No.
That idea was terrible, anyway... John.
Fuck you.
Not my fault.
Way to go, John.
What if we did like a... Country?
Like a country!
That might be good.
Let's try country!
Whoo-hoo!
Yahoo!
YEE-HAW!
I said, whatever happened to Subibudobiban Rhythm?
Why did Ed and Scott Monty quit?
GOD DAMN!
I said please don't go, don't go, don't go, Subibudobiban Rhythm
All the other bands are just shi-wo-wih-wo-wit!
That really got the people movin'!
We kicked the shit out of that!
It got the crowd goin'!
Well, that's a good thing!
I think we can do better, though.
Mental note...
Make more country songs...
People love it.
What if we did like a, like a, garage rock type thing, like The Strokes?
All that shit?
Like The Strokes!
Very popular...
Whatever happened to Suburban Rhythm?
Why did Ed and Scott quit?
Please don't go Suburban Rhythm
All the other bands are just shi-it
That's too hip
It's way too hip.
That's too hip, for me, even.
What do you think, Scott?
I dunno...
Why don't you suggest something? I'm coming up with all the alternative versions.
How 'bout like an old-school rap version?
Old-school rap?
Run the MC shit!
Whatever happened to Suburban Rhythm?
Why did Ed and Scott quit?
Please don't go Suburban Rhythm
All the other bands are just shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
I'm not a good rapper.
No. Neither am I.
I don't think so.
It's hard, rapping.
It's just a bad song, no matter how you slice it, I guess.
I disagree.
You do?
What do you think we should do?
I think it needs a little more oomph. A little more pizzazzy oomph.
More like... Eee! Eeh!
Yea. Some more of that.
Uh... Let's try like death metal, how about that?
Oh, yeah!
Taking a completely new direction!
Cha! Cha! Cha!
Cha! Cha! Cha!
Whatever happened to Suburban Rhythm?
Why did Ed and Scott quit?
Please don't go Suburban Rhythm
All the other bands are just shit!
Cha! Cha! Cha!
Oh!
It's terrifying.
Yea, it was scary and got people too excited.
I think they cheered the loudest for that one so far.
Well, I think that was the best, that's why.
Does that mean we're on a roll?
I think we're on a roll.
You know, this bit never gets old.
It never does, not for us, anyway.
(laughter)
Let's make it...
What if it was a really sensitive and tender emo song?
Whatever happened to Suburban Rhythm?
Why did Ed and Scott quit?
I said, please don't go Suburban Rhythm
All the other bands are just shit!
I say... We just cut it from the set list from now on.
'Sgone.
Clip it!
Gone.
In the past.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is more schtick than you can shake a schtick at.
(laughter)
More sch... Schtick than you can ss... shake a sch...
You say it.
More schtick than you can shake a stick at.
Ooh, that's hard to say! More schtick...
How's about Swiss wristwatches or which Swiss watches?
Anyway... Hey.
Argyle gargoyle...
That part... Is over... Now.