The Beatles:I Am The Walrus

From Lyriki

I am he
As you are he
As you are me
And we are all together
See how they run
Like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I'm cryin'

Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation tea-shirt
Stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you've been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long

I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus!
Goo goo goo joob

Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky
See how they run
I'm cryin'
I'm cryin'
I'm cryin'
I'm cryin'

Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fish wife
Pornographic priestess
Boy you been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down

I am the egg man
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus!
Goo goo goo joob

Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come
You get a tan from standing in the English rain

I am the egg man
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus!
Goo goo goo joob
Ga goo goo goo joob

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Choking smokers
Don't you think the joker
Laughs at you
(Ho-ho-ho hee-hee-hee ha-ha-ha)
See how they smile like pigs in sty
See how they snied
I'm cryin'
Semolina pilcher
Climbin' up the Eiffel Tower
Element'ry penguin
Singing Hare Krishna
Man you should have seen them
Kicking Edgar Allen Poe

I am the egg man
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus!
Goo goo goo joob
(Different variants on GGGJ into fade-out)
(Also two seperate chants:

# Oompa-oompa stick it to your jumpa

# Got one, got one; everybody's got one.)