Soft Machine:Pataphysical Introduction - Part I

From Lyriki

[Spoken]
Good evening or good morning.
And now we have a choice selection
Of rhythmic melodies from the Official Orchestra of the College of Pataphysics

But first it is our great pleasure,
And indeed we hope yours,
To present in its entire and manifold entiretity
Ladies and Gentlemen...
The British Alphabet!