Old Fashioned Oyster Crackers:(She Has) No Idea

From Lyriki

C'mon, there's a ska show at the local club.
Come with me and maybe we'll fall in love. (Whoa-oa-oa!)
It's okay, kid, you don't even have to dance.
And I promise I wont try to get in your pants!

Baby I swear to you that I'm not a stalker.
You know you want to believe that I'm not a stalker.
I promise I won't sit outside your bedroom window
For hours and hours... even though I did that once.

I call you eight hundred million thousand times a day,
And every time I do it I just hang up with nothing to say. (Whoa-oa-oa!)
Your bill gets so high your parents probably wanna kill you.
But every time I do it I do star six seven and you don't have a clue.

Baby I swear to you that I'm not a stalker.
You know you want to believe that I'm not a stalker.
I will not call you anymore at 4:30 A M.
Maybe I just need to use some self control.

(Instrumental)

Baby I swear to you that I'm not a stalker.
You know you want to believe that I'm not a stalker.
Give me a chance, and hey, I won't steal your panties!
I promise to you girl that I will not stalk you.