Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention:Can't Afford No Shoes

“Can't Afford No Shoes”
Artist:	Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention
Albums:	One Size Fits All (1975)

Heh-heh-heh

Have you heard the news?
(News? What news?)
Can't afford no shoes
(Ow! Get a deal on tape)
Have you heard the news?
(News? Can't afford a paper)
Can't afford no shoes
(Hi-yo-hi)

Went to buy some cheap detergent
Some emergent nation got my load
Got my load
Got my toad
That I stowed

Well well
Hey lawdy mama
Can't afford no shoes
Maybe there's a bundle of rags that I could use
Hey anybody
Can you spare a dime
If you're really hurtin'
A nickel would be fine
Hey everybody
Nothin' we can buy
Chump Hare Rama
Ain't no good to try
Recession
Depression

Wah-ooh-wah-ooh wah-wah
Wah-ooh-wah-ooh wah-wah

Well well
Hey lawdy mama
Can't afford no shoes
Maybe there's a bundle of rags that I could use
Hey anybody
Can you spare a dime
If you're really hurtin'
A nickel would be fine
Hey everybody
Nothin' we can buy
Chump Hare Rama
Ain't no good to try
Recession
Depression